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Every time a new Blush Novelties toy rocks up at Scandarella House I find myself squirming with anticipation. I’m yet to try a silicone toy of theirs that I haven’t loved. Part of me feels weird about that. It wonders if I’m just really fucking easy to please these days. But when I step back [...]

I had both the  Womanizer Liberty and the Satisfyer Pro Traveler in my review queue, and they’re so similar that I decided it would be a good opportunity for a comparison post! So BOOM, here we are. Both toys are compact, travel-friendly suction, or “pressure wave,” toys with magnetic covers. This is an awesome feature that keeps them [...]

The Tantus Magma also aims to appeal to a wider audience: it’s the same exact shape as the original Splash, but very slightly smaller and cast in a softer silicone. It comes in a “mini” size, too. Gone is the pearlescent white and purple gradient; now it’s single color only, black or red, which probably helps [...]

The Tantus Magma is literally dripping, with textured rivulets running down its shaft - and of course it’s always ready to be used. Ready to be twisted and turned, so I can feel its explosion of swirling lines.The texture starts with four thin, bumpy ridges jutting out from the “head” of the toy. Then the oozing [...]

Sex toys can bring us so much sensation, and pleasure, and fun—and that’s why cleaning and storage are important considerations! Once you’re done with your play session, properly caring for your toy can ensure that it remains as awesome as the day you bought it for years in the future. Also, because of the wide variety [...]

The Aqua-King Fantasy Dildo is as handsomely imposing as its inspiration: the ocean-mastering king of glossy page and big screen fame, Aquaman. Its girthy head is just over 2 inches in diameter, and it towers at an impressive 9 inches tall. It’s patterned with scales and awash in sparkling green and gold swirls. The inkspill appearance [...]

The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh, and yes, they are both glow-in-the-dark dildos.To some, the Deep Diver’s girth near the base makes [...]

“Oh. My. God. This thing is huh-uuuge!” I believe this to be my exact, word-for-word utterance after hoisting the hefty Uberrime Aqua-King, out of its satiny drawstring bag for the very first time. Then I sat, stunned into slack-jawed silence for a few seconds, just soaking it all in.Generally, I don’t feel the need to warn [...]

Ūberrime, is a company based out of Orlando, Florida. This is a one-person operation run by Marco, A Connoisseur of what he calls “functional art”. Ever since I first came across his store several months ago, I’ve wanted to explore his inventory in depth. Finally, I got the chance to dig deeper while browsing the [...]

The patented WaterSlyde™, is a sleek plastic water diverter that simply attaches to most forward facing bathtub spouts. The water flow is easily directed to the midline of the bathtub, allowing people with a vulva to comfortably position them-self in the tub such that the water falls directly to where it counts. The "bathtub technique", can [...]

"The playful California Dreaming™ Collection brings luxurious fantasies to life with the passionate Santa Monica Starlet Rabbit Style Pulsing Silicone Vibrator. The ergonomically designed massager is ready to ready for those A-List fantasies with 10 powerful functions of vibration and 3 knee-shaking thumping pulsation speeds."I’m like a lot of other bloggers who struggle with rabbit style [...]

$30 Dildo Round-Up: Blush Novelties Ruse Jammy, Rock Candy Suga Daddy 7″, & SI Novelties Major Dick Commando Silicone Suction Cup Dildo ReviewsI often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it [...]

Meet your newest love if you’re into short and thick silicone dildos: the Temptasia Elvira dildo. Sold by SheVibe, this dildo provides a lovely intersection of a body-safe dildo that’s both short and thick. 6″ in total length (with 5.5″ insertable length) and a 2″ width, this Blush Novelties silicone dildo is entirely textureless with not [...]

Even though I’ve refused to tell my friends and family my blog’s actual name, I’m happy to yap on about what goes down here whenever I get the chance. We talk about my stories and, more often than not, sex toys. Recently, a friend shocked the shit out of me when she announced that, despite [...]

If you’re a clitoris-owner who’s ever envied the textures inside Tenga’s penis-strokers, you’re in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like ridges against your clitoris, inside your vagina, or on whatever external junk you have.The Iroha [...]

“How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1-10?” I asked my boyfriend, “1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I’m getting fisted.”“Well, that’s a high standard to compare any orgasm to, but probably a 4.”What is the Pulse III?My boyfriend wanted a penis masturbation [...]

Tantus is a sex toy company that since the 90’s has helped to move entire industry towards using safer materials in order to better promote sexual, physical, and mental well being. Recently I reviewed the Severin butt plug that is made by Tantus and was extremely impressed with how smooth and soft the materials were [...]

I’ve been a fan of Coochy shaving products for a while. Despite the name, I use them to shave just about any part of my body that I shave.Recently, the makers of Coochy Creme, Classic Erotica, overhauled the line. The designs are now more modern and sleek.They also switched from pump bottles to tubes in 3 different [...]

The Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator – now that certainly is a mouthful to say. But what exactly is it? And more importantly, do you need one?The Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator is according to Pipedream, a chance for you to – “EXPERIENCE THE MOST ADVANCED, HANDS-FREE, USB-RECHARGEABLE STROKER EVER MADE!”. Ooh, what [...]

I have been extremely curious about the WaterSlyde from the moment it crossed into my Twitter newsfeed. The concept is so simple that it borders on near brilliance. There are absolutely no moving parts (unless you happen to count the single length of ribbon), nothing high-tech, no motors or other wild bells and whistles. Nope, the [...]

Okay, you may be looking at that picture up there and wondering when in the heck did Miss Kitten Boheme get into reviewing makeup?! Well, the answer is I haven’t (at least not yet… although I am open to it if you want to start seeing makeup reviews from someone who still applies it like [...]

I have seen the WaterSlyde Bath Tub Water Diverter pop up on my feed a few times and I must admit it really caught my attention for several reasons. I am a serious water lover – I believe water has the ability to heal. Washing away all your sins or woes of the day I guess We have [...]

Beautifully poured in its rainbow silicone, the Avant Pride P1 Freedom dildo is a slender g-spot and p-spot dildo crafted by Blush Novelties and sold by SheVibe. 6″ in total length with the thickest width of 1.4″ (near the base), this little dildo is phthalate-free and strap-on harness compatible. Since it doesn’t vibrate or have any [...]