Every time a new Blush Novelties toy rocks up at Scandarella House I find myself squirming with anticipation. I’m yet to try a silicone toy of theirs that I haven’t loved. Part of me feels weird about that. It wonders if I’m just really fucking easy to please these days. But when I step back and let myself really look at a toy, really get a feel for what it is, I realize that, no. I’m not just a clap-and-she’ll-come kinda gal. Their stuff is really good and this, the Blush Novelties Ruse Jammy, is definitely one for the favorites shelf.
If you’re into deep-diving dildos that give good girth, then you might wanna check this one out. As sizes go, it’s glorious. Not so big that it makes the eyes water, but big enough to let you know where it’s going and where it’s been once you’re done.
How big is it? Well, its overall length is 8½”, and because it has a suction cup base and not big hefty bollocks, all but half an inch of that is insertable. This is a great length for me. Shaft enough to completely fill my vagina full to capacity while leaving me with plenty poking out of my body to hold onto. The suction cup is soft and flexible, so it folds easily enough, improving my grip and feeling altogether more comfortable in the hand.
Yeah, the length of the Ruse Jammy is good, but the girth is glorious. Uniform all the way down, it measures up at 6” in circumference. I know that doesn’t sound like much compared to some to the bigger dildos I’ve reviewed. But as always, the firmness of the silicone has a big impact on how chunky this toy feels.
And this fucker is firm. Like, there’s no give in it at all. I’m not saying that it’s completely rigid cos it isn’t, there’s a bit of a bend to it. But I can’t fold it in half like I can most dildos. When I squeeze it, I get instant resistance and I can feel the effort in my wrist. Yet the surface of the Ruse Jammy barely registers the pressure.
This lack of flexibility really does make a large insertable feel larger. It doesn’t go around corners, it doesn’t yield to my insides. They have to make way for it and that’s a sensation I really love.
To add to this fullness (and the lovely stretch at my vaginal opening) there’s a certain degree of texture. It’s subtle for the most part, but the shaft does boast a few nicely defined veins. And the head, though it doesn’t look overly defined, feels quite bold in use. Again, that’ll be because of the firmness of the silicone. Any softer and that coronal ridge would probably flatten to nothing.
Before I talk about using the Ruse Jammy, I’ll tell you that the suction cup ain’t half bad. I’m sitting in the front room as I type this review and I just lifted the corner of my solid oak coffee table an inch off the floor before the suction gave out. Yep, it’s that good. I find that if the surface its stuck to is wet (like bathroom tiles) it tends to slide around more than some other toys do, but so far, it’s been steadfast throughout my play.
