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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again: Blush Novelties must be utilizing some kind of silicone magic to produce dildos with such clean stripes. The Avant Pride P3 – aka the Beauty – sports the colors of the lesbian pride flag, each block of color as vibrant and self-contained as the last. [...]

Tantus is a sex toy company that since the 90’s has helped to move an entire industry towards using safer materials in order to better promote sexual, physical, and mental well being. The quality of silicone definitely influenced my decision to get this toy.The Shaft…The very first thing I noticed about this butt plug, is the [...]

At first glance the Helix Syn by Aneros, doesn’t seem like much. G-Spot stimulators that I have used in the past were much larger and more rigid. That my friends is exactly where those other toys faltered. The Helix Syn is very minimalistic and refined. Made of a very flexible plastic and paired with an extremely [...]

Once in a while, a toy comes along that shakes things up and turns everything you thought you knew about sex toys upside down. A toy that is so supremely simple and staggeringly ingenious in its design, that you think to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” The WaterSlyde, is exactly one of those.So, what [...]

Now, y’see, this review isn’t fair.The very fact that this product has ‘Swan Wand’ in its name means that you know it’s going to be strong, you know it’s going to be rumbly, and you know it’s going to be good.It’s basically the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer of sex toys (because, let’s face it, [...]

I really do like Pina Colada’s. I also like getting caught in the rain and making love at midnight… but for now, let’s just focus on the Pina Colada’s. So sweet, creamy and fruity… I could literally drink them all summer long.But then what about my poor liver? So in order to save it from [...]

The KinkLab Neon Wand has been on my lust list since I first learned such a thing existed many years ago so first things first, I have to thank the amazing folks over at SheVibe for making my zappy dreams come through. When a toy arrives that I have wanted for long, it already should be [...]

There once was a time when the very sight of a slender little dildo would have caused my face to turn a shade of bright red and sent me into fits of giggles. A time when just owning a little bullet vibe felt incredibly scandalous to me and I felt equal amounts of embarrassment and [...]

How to describe the sensation of electrostimulation? It’s like a hot tattoo needle pummelling your skin. It’s like a highly concentrated, strobing sunburn. It’s like the snap of a razor-sharp, sun-heated whip.It’s like trust, like vulnerability, like catharsis. It’s like letting your partner usurp your will. It’s like floating in a subspacey haze, vaguely wondering [...]

When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols of romance. Ostentatious pool floaties. And, because the folds of my brain are lined with a freakishly encyclopedic knowledge of sex toys, I think of a line of rechargeable vibrators called Swan. Swan is not the [...]

I’m so excited, y’all. The dildo gods have heard my earnest prayers for a better hands-free way to use my favorite suction-cup-less toys. They’ve sent their answer in the form of New York Toy Collective’s new silicone Double Sided Suction Cup.GET IT HERE!It’s a simple idea: two suction cups joined together, so you can stick one [...]

I have an animal kink. Not that I find animals themselves sexy (at least not in a weird and creepy way), but I do find people dressing as animals pretty hot. I love pet play (especially kitten play) and pony play (I’m a fancy show pony!) and pretty much any other cuddly, cute animal play [...]

For my eighteenth birthday, my partner bought me my first porn subscription: a few months of Kink.com’s then-named Wired Pussy. I had a deep fascination with electrical play and female domination, and a serious crush on site director Princess Donna. But despite my avid interest, I insisted my shocking fantasies (heh) were for viewing pleasure [...]

The Fun Factory Lady Bi is a dual stimulation vibrator most commonly known as a “rabbit.” If you’ve somehow been living under a rock since the Great Rabbit Obsession of 1998 (sparked by a problematic “sex toy addiction” episode of Sex and the City), a rabbit is an internal vibrator that has an additional arm [...]

Full disclosure, I’ve not yet had the chance to try the Mini Swan Wand’s larger sized counterpart, the Swan Wand. So, this review will, quite obviously, not contain any direct comparisons between the two.The Mini version simply seemed better suited to serve my purposes. As someone who routinely prefers smaller vibrators over midsized wands, like the [...]

The Fun Factory Volta confuses me. It both fascinates me and irritates me—sometimes at the same time.It’s all on those “fluttering” tips, you see. The Volta features two flexible silicone flaps that end in pointed tips. Their motion (combined with powerful vibration) excites me. Wow, do they really flicker back and forth! So much so that [...]

I am a huge fan of tail plugs and also a huge fan of Blush so I kinda knew I was already gonna love the Blush Novelties Pom Plug arrives in plastic. I will admit I sighed when I retrieved it from packaging as I despise packaging like this as it’s a bloody bugger to open. [...]

While all toys are for trans folks (because anyone can use any toy with themselves and others), there are some toys that are specifically great for trans folks: specifically, toys that are gender-affirming, both in everyday use and in play. Unfortunately, there are not a huge array of toys specifically for trans folks, but many [...]

Newsflash: people with various disabilities have and enjoy sex. too. People with disabilities can be sexy if they choose. People with disabilities deserve full, complex sex lives–just in the same way people with various disabilities deserve full and complex lives, full stop. Whether you're someone who experiences some form of disability; chronic pain, physical disabilities, neuro-atypicality, mental [...]

Sometimes when I get a toy to review, there’s a laundry list of things I don’t like about it. The material, the size, the charging cable, the placement of the buttons… it can just keep going and going. Not so with the Swan Wand. I’ve literally had to nitpick with this toy to find things [...]

If I’m being honest, the only reason why I wanted to try the  Slim Vixskin Realistic Silicone Dildo is because I want a small (or not-so-small) collection of Vixen toys. I loved my Spur (RIP) and enjoy my Tex. I haven’t added more to my collection because, honestly, that’s my favorite silicone dildo and it serves [...]

My new favorite stress reliever from SheVibe, the Fantasmic #NSFW Coloring Book, is the 5th installment of their adult-oriented coloring book line. I’ve had my eye on their line for a while, but when I saw that this promised sexy fantasy-inspired imagery, I was determined to get my hands on one.The #NSFW Coloring Book line is illustrated [...]

I first learned about the Fun Factory Fun Cups through reviews from other sex bloggers on twitter. I immediately fell in love with the idea of one of my favorite sex toy companies making menstrual cups. When SheVibe emailed me about reviewing them, I could not take them up on their offer quick enough! I received [...]