Meet your newest love if you’re into short and thick silicone dildos: the Temptasia Elvira dildo. Sold by SheVibe, this dildo provides a lovely intersection of a body-safe dildo that’s both short and thick. 6″ in total length (with 5.5″ insertable length) and a 2″ width, this Blush Novelties silicone dildo is entirely textureless with not much curvature or design enhancements to speak of. It does have a strong suction cup base – that also functions as a harness-compatible flared base as well.
Getting the toy safely to you, the Temptasia Elvira comes in a black cardboard box. This box has a small window in the front that displays the short and thick silicone dildo to you. It has a bit of information on the outside – but not much. Inside, the dildo comes in a plastic tray that’s perfectly molded for the size of the dildo. As the cardboard tends to be pretty thin, I wouldn’t really recommend this for storage. With a dildo this small, there are lots of other options (like a sandwich baggie).
Pretty simple and to the point, this dildo knows exactly what its fun and doesn’t mess around with extra frills. it’s a short, thick dildo with no texture or decorative aspects. It’s made of a nice, silky smooth silicone that feels perfectly luxurious on the fingers. If you’ve ever played with a LELO sex toy, it feels like that type of silicone. It’s pretty rigid, and it’s not particularly plushy either. Squeezing the toy doesn’t “squeeze” it much; it tends to hold its shape pretty well – so when you penetrate with it, it definitely feels like all 2 inches of girth.
This isn’t a dildo I’d recommend to everyone. This is definitely a “niche” type of dildo. Why? Because it’s short and thick. Which, as judging by popular toys like the Vixen Creations Randy, still has a place in many sex toy user’s hearts. At the same time, it also may not be the best choice for every sex toy player out there. For us, my partner enjoys really thick toys. He’s recently started enjoying pegging with a new partner, and he was finding that most of our toys – which happened to be thick and long – were becoming painful in her harness. She just wasn’t experienced enough at pegging (which is fine!) to know what positions would cause pain when poked internally with a giant-ass dick. So, this was our solution to that. A smaller-length dildo that’ll be less-likely to cause discomfort with a thick diameter that’ll definitely cause pleasure. Win-win.
However, not everyone’s needs are the same, and that’s something to keep in mind with the Temptasia Elvira. With an insertable length of 5.5″ and a thickness of 2″, it’s a bit more “lopsided” than your standard dildo measurements. And with what we wanted, that was absolutely perfect!
On the topic of strap-on sex, this dildo works just fine in a strap-on harness as well. It has a small flared base around the bottom that allows it to slip into a strap-on harness without any problem. Due to the concave design of the suction cup base at the bottom, it doesn’t tend to be the easiest dildo to make clitoral contact with during a pegging. She says she prefers other dildos for that sensation. But it definitely works in the harness just fine with no qualms. It works just fine in any of the Spareparts harnesses with their built-in O-rings! It’s also worth noting that, because of the way the dildo is attached to the base, the dildo has a bit of an “upward slant” to it – like an erection when it’s strapped on. It doesn’t have much of a droop when strapped on, so it pretty much just looks like a stout, proud erection when you’re wearing it. She looks pretty cute with it.
