The Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator – now that certainly is a mouthful to say. But what exactly is it? And more importantly, do you need one?
The Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator is according to Pipedream, a chance for you to – “EXPERIENCE THE MOST ADVANCED, HANDS-FREE, USB-RECHARGEABLE STROKER EVER MADE!”. Ooh, what a seriously bold claim to make – of course all that got my OH intrigued! By god even I was intrigued and a little bit jealous, I was missing the required part needed to get the full benefits of using this toy.
Inside you’ll find the system itself, a USB charger, 2 extra toppers (one is pre-assembled on the device), the attachments that make up the media device holder, the suction cup, three different sized silicone cock rings, a mini bottle of lube and toy cleaner. The toppers included are lips, a vulva and an ass, well the hole bit to be precise! The toy is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge gives 1.5 hours worth of play and given how much messing I did with as well as my OH using it – I find those measurements accurate.
The system is made up of several parts – the black bit is the actual mechanical side of it. It’s the bit you charge and also the bit that allows you to control the Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator. It is made up of a power button (o), > buttons which control the modes and +/- buttons which control the intensities! There are 10 different settings and each setting has 5 different speed levels.
The clear tubing is the next bit and in here you can completely dismantle it all for clean up. The actual moving/spinning bit is attached via magnet or the “exclusive sleeve suspension” as Pipedream like to call it and it comes away quite easily. And on top of all that goes the ‘topper’ and you can choose whichever orifice you prefer.
The Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator has become known as the ‘DiscoStick’ in our house and I’m sure the images display why. It is literally like having your own personal disco ball in bed. It looks awesome for like the first five minutes I guess and then it’s a pain in the ass. It’s distracting to be honest – even from a spectator’s point of view. In my opinion, it’s almost a piss take. Like how could you possibly take jacking off into a disco ball seriously? And I think my thoughts fall quite evenly matched with my OH because when I asked for his thoughts on the Mega Bator – “it’s fun” was repeated several times throughout my notes… And if truth be told we certainly did have fun putting this toy through its paces.
His face, in particular, while trying to control how the Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator works is possibly one of the funniest moments I have ever experienced during our reviewing. The controls and settings on this thing are sporadic, to say the least. There is no here nor there to how they move. The patterns go from fast to slow to jerky to just plain weird quite quickly. Most toys have some levels of progression so you can kinda have an idea on what to expect when you press the button – the Pipedream PDX Elite Deluxe Mega Bator, however, eliminates every idea of normality and each time you are in for a ride of surprise.
From my point of view – it is seriously hot watching him put himself the transparent tubing. My mind goes nuts thinking all sorts and then to add to it, all the glass steams up.
**Fans self**
