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The Anaconda Is Serious – A Review of the Anaconda Dildo

The Anaconda is one serious silicone dildo. It comes in at a commendable 7 inches in length and 1.75 inches in width, but it isn’t necessarily the size makes this thing the alfa cock. The Anaconda is heavy and dense. It also has a handle. If you hit someone with it, there is a good chance you would knock them out or at least confuse them for a few minutes. But, we’re not really here to talk about violence, we’re here to talk about masturbating with a really nice Tantus dildo. I’m extremely thankful that the fabulous folks at SheVibe afforded me the opportunity to give it a go.

There is no doubt that warm-up is required before using the Anaconda. You’re going to want to use a small or medium sized toy to get the party started along with a good bit of lube. Use water based lube only – silicone lube ruins silicone toys. I recommend really coating it so there is a nice thick layer covering it entirely. Once all systems are a go, the smooth head makes entrance into your vagina comfy and basically awesome. While it may not appear so from the picture, the Anaconda is gently torpedo shaped so you sort of get to ease into things before you reach its glorious bulging belly.

I am totally into the Anaconda. While it isn’t the biggest cock that has ever graced a vag, it is sizable and filling. The heaviness adds some pizazz during use. Without the handle, this dil would be cumbersome and require far too much forearm strength, but that ergonomic grip makes it totally manageable. For me, it is too big to do any serious thrusting with, although it is created for such use. Folks who like to get worked over with a fairly large tool would fall in love. I too fell in love, but for me it feels a bit like a baseball bat when a lot of movement is concerned. I prefer keeping thrusting to short gentle strokes while bringing in reinforcements for external stimulation. When inserted completely, it acts almost like a plug since the handle is so narrow.

The handle also makes the Anaconda ideal for partner play. Just be sure to communicate, seeing as how this toy is not for the faint at heart! An overly powerful thrust from an excited lover may not feel so good. Start easy and work your way up. It does have a flared base so you could use it for anal play if you were so inclined. Because of its size, you would definitely have to be an advanced butt play aficionado as well as the proud owner of lots and lots of lube.

Since this dildo is made from 100% silicone, it can be boiled, bleached or washed by hand with gentle soap and water. You’ll definitely have take care to clean out the lube and other substances in the little folds and crevices just below the head. Believe me, you’ll definitely be leaving substances behind! Otherwise, the Anaconda isn’t any trouble to clean.

I have to add that I love Tantus sex toys. Every single one is extremely well made from awesome materials – hypoallergenic, phthalate free, non-porous, unscented, and totally durable. If you have never owned one, you need to get it on it.

The Anaconda will get used often. I like the weightiness, the handle, and overall feel of the toy. I would absolutely recommend it to dildo lovers, especially those who require some size. Beginners, this isn’t the toy for you, but that doesn’t mean you won’t love it some day.

Grab an Anaconda of your own!