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Super Smash Cache Reviews The Deep Diver Silicone Fantasy G-Spot Dildo

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Uberrime Deep Diver glow-in-the-dark silicone tentacle dildo review

The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh, and yes, they are both glow-in-the-dark dildos.

To some, the Deep Diver’s girth near the base makes it a monstrosity. But not me— not when I fucking love fisting. I think it’s one of the most underrated sexual activities and I’ve even reviewed a pornographic guide to it. And for a fisting-loving size queen like me, the Uberrime Deep Diver’s tapering shape makes perfect sense.

Deep Diver Glow-In-The-Dark Silicone Fantasy G-Spot Dildo

Pronounced but unintimidating tentacle textures

The appeal is the opposite of the first tentacle dildo I’ve ever reviewed, the Uberrime Xenuphora. Marco Uberrime deliberately chose to make the Xenuphora the size of an average human penis. Its most potent structures are the crisp edges and pointy head. The Uberrime Deep Diver, in contrast, is mostly smooth and glossy along the inside of the curve.

There are some serious suckers, of course, but they’re mostly out-of-the-way of my sensitive front wall, apart from near the base. I can enjoy the extra intensity if I twist Deep Diver side-to-side while thrusting, but only in small amounts. My back wall is less sensitive to the nodular textures, so the arrangement is a perk for me.

Uberrime Deep Diver tentacle dildo dimensions

In any case, the Uberrime Deep Diver is a pleasurable prelude to fatter dildos or perhaps a duck-billed hand. At least, it is for the brave souls who do choose to Dive Deep with it. Some will prefer to use it for shallow G-spotting, but as the Shore 5A silicone tip is flexible, that’s not what captivates my vagina’s attention. What does is letting the curve and relatively narrow tip knead my A-spot, while the bottom of the shaft stretches the mouth of my vagina.

This dildo measures 6.5″ around (2.07″ across) the middle of the shaft, which is ambitious enough for many users. It farther ramps up to 8.25″ around (2.63″ across) at the bottom of the shaft, giving it a fuller max girth than both my single-density Vixen Creations Randy and Tantus Ringo. Despite that, it’s not as harsh.

The Uberrime Deep Diver dildo and what I love about fisting

You can pry my near soda can-sized Randy from my cold, dead hands. My vagina can (perhaps infamously) consume it without using a warm-up toy prior. However, not everyone wants such a blunt insertion. And even I am not always in the mood for it.

The Deep Diver fulfills a need for me that not many of my other toys can. (I’m still mourning the discontinuation of the Frisky Beast / Twin Tail Cybersaur.) When I insert the Deep Diver all the way, its taper reminds me of what I love about having a fist inside me. There’s that pressure against my pelvic floor muscles and the impending increase in intensity, but smoother and not bony. It’s also at just the right rate— I’m used to seeing longer and leaner tentacle dildos, which have their place, but since they don’t ramp up as quickly, don’t serve the same purpose for me.

Among my recommended dildos for fisting-warm up

If I had to suggest an ideal order of toys for fisting-warm up, I’d suggest the Deep Diver, then a 2″ thick dildo (try the super affordable Blush Novelties Ruse Jammy), then the Vixen Creations Randy, and finally, a hand. With water-based lube liberally re-applied between steps, of course. Using toys before fisting makes sense, but I used to underestimate their importance.

It’s true that it’s comfortable for me to feel 2 of a partner’s fingers inside me, then 3, then 4, then with the thumb and knuckles. But every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Fisting is a strain on my partner’s hand, which feels my vagina trying to crush it with every orgasmic contraction. That is, practically the entire session. Now multiply that by how long a fisting session can be. With that in mind, using a fat and vaguely conical dildo like the Uberrime Deep Diver benefits everyone involved.

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