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Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties

I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s safe to assume this will continue to happen and I have to concede that I just like a whole lot of dildos now. My new current fave is the Helio from Blush Novelties’ Real Nude line.

The Helio has all my preferred dildo traits you’re probably tired of hearing about by now : soft, smooth, silicone, kinda boring. It’s a bit smaller than the last Real Nude dildo I reviewed but shares all the same dual-density squish and suction cup base qualities I enjoyed previously. The slightly smaller size makes the Helio a more likely candidate than the Ergo when I’m picking out something to fuck myself with as it requires a bit less warm-up, and the less girthy shaft has a little more flexibility to it as well which I like for when I’m wielding it with my hands instead of suctioning it down onto a surface.

Real Nude Helio Silicone Suction Cup Dildo

I think the most important discovery the Helio and some of the other dildos I’ve recently dubbed “my new favorite” have led me to, is that what my hands think feels realistic and what my vagina thinks feels realistic are two totally different things. My first favourite was the Vixen Mustang and I thought for sure it would always and forever hold that title. I’ve felt guilt over each and every other dildo I’ve given the “favorite” title to since then, but the honest truth is that I haven’t used my Mustang in some many many months. 

What I’ve learned through the handful of other dual-density and soft silicone dildos I’ve reviewed since the Mustang is that my vagina is far less detail-oriented than my eyes or hands are. By all accounts the Mustang is the most anatomically correct dual-density or soft silicone dildo I own, which would make you think it would feel the most like a bio-cock, but my vag disagrees. The Mustang is the most texturally correct (both in structural detail and skin-like feel of the silicone) and pretty close to most density correct of the dildos I own, but again my vag does not agree with my hand’s assessment.

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