Queer Vagineer Reviews The Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Stimulator

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That’s how I would best describe my experience with the original Satisfyer Pro 2. When I first tried it, a year or so ago, I felt a little guilty for liking it. Pegged as a knock off of the Womanizer*, it had several fatal flaws, yet within half an hour of putting it down it would call to me from my bedside table…another round? I know you want it, and your nether regions are craving it again already.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 had a well-earned spot in my top drawer of favourites – so when the the wonderful people at SheVibe gave me a chance to review the Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation** I couldn’t wait to see if they had improved upon my flawed friend. Had they made some of the fairly obvious improvements needed to clamber to the pinnacle of clit caressing?

*I should say the ORIGINAL Womanizer knock off, as now there are a wide range of brands offering ‘suction’ like devices. Satisfyer have also ‘diversifyed’ into a wider range of toys, thus becoming more of a brand in their own right.

**Yes. You read right. The Satisfyer Pro 2. After skipping an initial ‘Pro’ version and going straight to ‘Pro 2’, they then named the next version of the device also ‘Pro 2’. Because, of course, this will not confuse anyone ever. As far as naming conventions go, Xbox ain’t got anything on this company. At least the latest version is called ‘Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation’ to make it slightly easier to differentiate.

Pressure Wave Stimulation

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a ‘suction’ toy that essentially uses air pressure to stimulate the clitoris – without touch! Why they emphasize the ‘no touch’ factor with such gusto I do not know. Is it some kind of ‘Gods loophole’ logic, where if it doesn’t touch your clit it doesn’t count as masturbating?

Satisfyer Pro 2 with a white lilly

Purity for your clitoris

The advantage of air pressure stimulation over using a typical vibrator is that it can avoid numbing your genitals during longer sessions. It also just feels different – and I’m all for finding new ways to get the clit off! I have heard some describe such devices as an ‘oral sex simulator’. I don’t think this is a helpful comparison, as it really doesn’t have the range of sensation that can be provided by a decent cunnilinguist. I guess it feels vaguely like when someone sucks on your clit just as you are about to reach orgasm (a move I have only experienced from grand master pussy lickers…. *starts gazing out the window*…the memories…)

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