Lorax Of Sex Reviews The Alex Noise Silicone Dildo

I’m gonna call it. I know it’s only April, and a lot can happen but I think the BS Atelier Alex Noise is one of the best sex utensils of the year. It’s definitely become my favourite dildo in the history of ever.

Initially I was drawn to the fantastic splatter-painted effect of the Noise patterned Alex dildo. Fond of the works of painters Janet Sobel and Jackson Pollock, and (despite being notoriously squeamish) having done a stint as a special-effects makeup artist, I couldn’t pass up the gloriously macabre one-of-a-kind splatters of the grey Alex Noise. Covered in streaks of black, white, and red, I simply had to have it- and to menstruate[1] all over it. If ever there was a dildo that just said “bleed on me!” this is it. Of course- if clowns are more your thing, there is a vibrant red-yellow-blue version that is much less “Psycho-dick” and more “Candy Man“. I won’t judge.

The Alex model from BS Atelier is a bit more diminutive than I’d probably have selected were I shopping in-person. With a slim diameter of just under 1.5″ Alex is one of the slimmest dildos I own. Being the opposite of a size-queen when it comes to things I put in my cunt, and having been rather ass-focused lately, I’m glad for the slender modern design. Despite most descriptions I’ve read talking up Alex’s curved shape, I find it to be rather subtle. This is a good thing. A very good thing. The tapered head without too strong of a ridge means Alex isn’t trying to hone in on my g-spot or pummel it into submission. The sleek shape and moderately soft silicone let me happily go on vigorous thrust-fests just the way I like it and never have to worry about unwanted jabbing. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to use a silicone cock right-side-up that I almost forgot I could!

There’s more…

READ THE FULL REVIEW