Come Heather Reviews The Uncut #1 O2 Silicone Dildo By Tantus

Metis Black, founder of Tantus, tweeted that the palest shade in the Uncut collection, Cream, looks “a bit albino.” Until now, I didn’t have a single dildo I could strap on that looked like it was part of my body. My Irish skin is always at least two shades lighter than any realistic dildo, so I tweeted back at her, “Thanks for the representation!” The other colors in the collection are equally stunning: Cocoa, a lovely olive shade, and Mocha, a rich blue-black. 

When I held Uncut in my dildo-greedy mitts, it appeared unnervingly massive; at 7.45″ of insertable length and 1.75″ in diameter, it’s the thickest and longest dildo that would conquer my vagina. The Uncut #2 is its one-inch-shorter counterpart, which I passed up because, hey, more shaft to hold onto! The extra length also comes in handy if your partner is a person of size.

I was most impressed with how realistic it is, but then again, all dildos are technically realistic (they all look like real dildos). What I mean is that it looks a lot like a penis! An intact penis! The gentle curve of the shaft, the veins, the ruched skin, the penile raphe, the prepuce peeking out of the highly-detailed foreskin! Quelle beauté! 

Uncut is made from Tantus’ Dual Density O2 fully-sterilizable silicone, featuring a Super SoftTM outer layer and a firm inner core. The inner core ends about 3/4 of the way up the dildo, leaving the head really plush and squishable. No cervical bruising from this bad boy. The shaft is still super flexible, and the matte “skin” is velvety soft and supple, like a baby’s bottom. 

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