Backwoods Bedroom Reviews The Mini Swan Wand Vibrator

Full disclosure, I’ve not yet had the chance to try the Mini Swan Wand’s larger sized counterpart, the Swan Wand. So, this review will, quite obviously, not contain any direct comparisons between the two.

The Mini version simply seemed better suited to serve my purposes. As someone who routinely prefers smaller vibrators over midsized wands, like the Lelo Mona, and of course, the Og Swan Wand.

This choice probably comes as no surprise to you, right? I mean, if you’ve read here much at all, you’ve likely stumbled across a few reviews wherein my blatant enthusiasm for clit vibes is openly and unabashedly on display. I get that my fanaticism with smaller vibes might come across as a bit much. At times, I’ve worried it could potentially be interpreted as being too over the top. And even feared it might be perceived as disingenuous.

But, rest assured, my fervor for mini toys is one-hundred percent authentic. Smaller vibes are a legitimate passion of mine.

Maybe I’m just weird like that? I don’t know. All I know is I honestly could not pass up a good clit vibe. Even if I tried to.

And today, I’m super excited to share another affordably priced, compact toy option with you all. One that’s worthy of my recommendation. Priced just shy of $50 at SheVibe (Yay!) and a stiff contender up against, and, perhaps, even a possible alternative to, the We-Vibe Tango.

Ya know, for those of you who are not as keen on the Tango as I am. Shrugs, I mean I only have four of them in my toy arsenal. I couldn’t do without it.

God forbid I sound like a broken record, here. I realize I’ve said this before, but I want to say it again. Every single clit vibe I come across, and I seriously mean every single one, will be or has been, judged against the We-Vibe Tango. Not that the Tango is infallible. To the contrary, it has a notoriously short battery life and a persnickety charging cable that have forever been points of contention.

Yet, it’s the only toy, in my opinion, that meets the extreme levels of rumble necessary to be considered the “gold standard” of bullet vibes.

It’s the standard by which I appraise all compact vibrators that I happen upon.

I honestly can’t keep from it. Even when I’m willfully trying not to, I consistently find myself sizing up a new clit vibe’s overall performance against the Tango’s nearly unbeatable levels of rumble.

Perhaps, this seems a bit unfair, to expect every new clit vibe I try to live up to my all-time favorite. I understand, but let me tell you one thing, it works wonders in weeding out the riff-raff!

I can practically hear you asking – “Oh, okay then…? So…? Go ahead, tell us. How does the Mini Swan Wand measure up against the Granddaddy of clit vibes?”

Frankly, in the power department, BMS nailed it! Now, I can’t promise the Mini reaches the same soaring levels of rumble that are delivered by the Tango. No, that’s not the case here. Indeed, the Mini Swan Wand does produce some solidly powerful vibrations. Unfortunately, they contain a hair too much buzziness to be judged on par with the Tango’s rumble game.

Mini Swan Wand

Still, the Mini Swan Wand definitely hold its own against the tiny titan. It gives the current Heavy Weight Champion of Rumble some stiff competition. Or, what I’d call a serious run for its money.

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