Sometimes when I get a toy to review, there’s a laundry list of things I don’t like about it. The material, the size, the charging cable, the placement of the buttons… it can just keep going and going. Not so with the Swan Wand. I’ve literally had to nitpick with this toy to find things I don’t like because on the whole, I love it so much. This thing has everything I could want in a rumbly, g-spotty, waterproof, body-safe toy.
Let’s start with some good stuff. It’s 100% silicone, phthalate free, and waterproof. So you can take it wherever you like, and the chances of the material irritating even sensitive skin like mine is pretty low. Not only that, but it has a travel lock, which I’ve become more invested in since I’m currently planning two big trips: Woodhull and my honeymoon! Both of those will require toys, and neither trip is one where I want vibrators going off in my carry-on.
Let me tell you about this motor. Let me tell you about this fucking motor, y’all. It’s great. It’s my second favorite right now (only barely behind my Cue because of its size– I’ll get to that soon) and I always make sure it’s charged if there’s even a hint at a chance of playtime. It takes 4 hours to charge, but you get more than double that in run time at 8.5 hours, so I never worry about it dying on me at a really inopportune time. Looking at you, Tango.
But the best part about the motor is that there are two of them. One at each end, and independently functioning. I typically only need the smaller end, but it sure is nice to have the option of a larger end if I start fulfilling my size queen ambitions. The smaller end is still a little bit big for me, but I have a narrow pelvis and I doubt it’s going to be an issue for many folks.