Now, y’see, this review isn’t fair.
The very fact that this product has ‘Swan Wand’ in its name means that you know it’s going to be strong, you know it’s going to be rumbly, and you know it’s going to be good.
It’s basically the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer of sex toys (because, let’s face it, the UK trailers at the very least basically gave the entire plot away…I want my money back).
In all seriousness, the original Swan Wand was basically revolutionary in terms of dual-sided internal/external vibrator hybrids when it came to strength, shape, and girth. The controls were great, the design elements were spot of for G-Spotting, and the power…oh the power…I swoon just thinking about it.
That being said my Swan Wand did die on me at a relatively premature age, leaving me a bit bitter about the whole affair, but customers can bring in the warranty if needed so that this won’t be an issue for general users.
But enough about the Big Mumma Swan Wand, what about this dinky little offering?
Is it really the case that, through sheer association and company affiliation it manages to perform?
Or is this compact offering a case of ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t shrink it down to try and fix it’?
That’s what I’m here to explore with you.
The Mini Swan Wand
The Mini Swan Wand is, in every way of its design, a mini version of the fully fledged Swan Wand.
“I shall call him…Mini Me”
What does this mean in terms of execution?
It means that this little vibrator has a very distinctive curve. That it has one side that is larger and with a more angled bulge whereas the remaining side is a more conventionally curved but otherwise non-substantial offering in terms of a bulging head. It also means that this toy can be inserted if wished for internal stimulation, even if its size offers itself more towards clitoral or perineal forms of stimulation.
In terms of specific measurements the Mini Swan Wand comes in at 12 cm x 2.75 cm (top) x 1.5 cm (middle) x 2 cm (bottom) according to the exact measurements on the site and these translate to a toy that looks mighty in close-up shots but is comfortably hand-held in person.
This is a toy that I could easily nuzzle between my labia while still having intercourse or receiving oral, should I wish, and works well with pretty much any internal toy, should you choose to dual-wield your pleasure products. It is waterproof and USB rechargeable, with a single charge lasting for up to 2 hours and the charge time being the same.
