Freud’s theory on penis envy is questionable as a significant stage in sexual development, but who among us hasn’t imagined what it would be like to pee standing up? While it may not be a source of anxiety for most cis women, the idea of having a penis just seems a lot more convenient when you think about it. Having a vagina can be very limiting at the most desperate of times. Fortunately, STP (stand-to-pee) devices make life a little easier for those of us without a penis.
STP devices are all designed differently, but they have the same basic idea. They act as a funnel for urine by cupping the device around the labia and channeling it away from the body. These devices are primarily used in situations where someone with a vagina can tuck it in their pants and avoid having to remove any clothing. It’s important to create a tight seal when using an STP device to avoid any leaks. These devices definitely take some getting used to, so don’t get discouraged if they seem awkward at first.
With any STP device, I recommend testing it out a number of times before relying on it out in public. The first time you use it, try it out unclothed in the shower. Once you’re able to do that, try using it without clothes in front of the toilet. Then, try it while clothed. Don’t get discouraged if it takes a number of tries to get it right.
