Guest Blogger - Betty Butch

"The Zalo Desire is a toy that answers the unasked question, 'What would happen if you crossed a fairy princess and a fucking machine?'

Pink, gold, and bedazzled with a glittery Swarovski crystal, the Desire is elegant and pretty in equal measure. And all of Zalo's toys follow intentionally feminine themes, like the tea time daintiness of the Rosalie Rabbit, the sleek and sultry regality of the Queen Pulsewave Vibrator, and the magical girl cuteness of the Confidence Preheating Wand. As someone who sometimes turns their butchy little nose up at fem toys, I'm really into Zalo's purposeful designs – even the pink ones!

The Desire's thrusts can best be described as "scooting," and its Turbo Mode can only achieve vigorous scooting. I don't think its limited reach and force make it a bad toy (quite the contrary) but I do think that folks should be aware that the Desire isn't going to pound the shit out of you with deep-reaching thrusts. It's going to nudge back and forth in place, gently rubbing your vaginal wall to compliment rather than compete with whatever else you're doing.

My partner calls the thrusts "gentle nudging," and says that the turbo setting (the fastest of the three steady modes) almost feels like mild vibrations rather than thrusts. It's a delicious tease for them when they're in the mood for a slowly built orgasm, providing constant stimulation that keeps their attention but doesn't distract them from clitoral pleasure. When angled correctly by hand, the Zalo Desire's sloped tip scoots against their g-spot.

The Zalo Desire's mild and persistent fucking has its place. Even my partner, who is used to my deep, heavy-handed thrusting, enjoyed the light way the Desire would help rub them to orgasm. Depending on how we held it, its snubbed tip would milk Buster's g-spot or else pet the front wall of their vagina with short little shifts that had them leaking copiously. I think it will wow people who are too sensitive for internal vibrations (or simply don't like them) but still want something more than a cheap rotating rabbit to stimulate them. It's gentle, but not ineffective."

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