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1. It'll bite you in the ass

   Posted by Unknown on Oct 11th 2020

   This thing looks like it'll be fun. When you take it out of the package, it flops around and feels like it'll be fun. It's got a vac-u-lock attachment if you wanted to try using it with a strap-on or a fuck machine. It has a lot of things going for it on paper if you're interested in trying out some depth play.
   
   So you shoot some lube in yourself: you're going to want it for that deep reach. You drench all 17 insertable inches of this thing in lube, because You. Are. Going. To. Go. Deep. You didn't give yourself an enema for nothing!
   
   You slip it in and everything is fine. The toy isn't that thick so it's smooth sailing. But about 8 inches in you're going to discover a problem. The toy is neither flexible enough to flow with the curves of your intestines nor is it strong enough to take control of them. The round shape of the toy's shaft doesn't do it any favors. A flat toy could make a v-shaped turn, but a round toy can only make a complete 180 degree about face with a u-turn.
   
   You can keep pushing. I did. I didn't give myself an enema for nothing! But it was really only the bad kind of pain.
   
   This toy isn't a complete write off though. You could use it as an impact toy. Maybe your insides are different than mine. It's intimidating, and that has its own charm for partner play.
   
   But if you're looking for a depth toy, there are much much better options out there. You need to know that you're starting to get into super fetish niche territory with depth play and the prices for those toys follow suit with a limited demand market (unfortunately none of them are sold here because they all tend to be custom made so I won't name names but there are more Anal Snakes out in the wild).
   
   This is a good testing the waters toy for a price that isn't bad. That's kind of the whole premise of the Kink By Doc Johnson line, but be careful and listen to your body and invest in better gear/toys when you find that thing you'd like to explore more.