Guest Blogger - Betty Butch

"The fuckinng fanntastic Ultra Bullet...

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet’s vibrations don’t quite match the power of the We-Vibe Tango (the standard against which all other bullets are judged) but they’re remarkably close for a toy that’s $30 USD cheaper. And if the Tango’s rigid plastic isn’t your cup of tea, the Ultra Bullet’s flexible neck and buttery silicone finish will probably make the sacrifice in power worthwhile.

On its lowest setting, it’s a noise match for the Tango (which is pretty dang quiet.) On their respective highest settings, the Ultra Bullet is actually quieter than the Tango. I can’t hear it across the room when the airconditioner is on low. So while the Ultra Bullet takes several seconds to turn off if you’re interrupted, it likely won’t be heard beneath a blanket with a fan on if you need to be discreet.

So do I recommend the Ultra Bullet? Yes. Do I launch into curse-laden diatribes whenever its seventeen fucking patterns are brought up? Also yes.

The Ultra Bullet is a powerful, well-made, and affordable vibrator that matches my all my budget kink gear and literally bends to my partner’s will. It’s not an exact power match for the Tango, but it’s close enough that I feel comfortable recommending it to power royalty. Assuming you’re into the flexibility and not looking for a bullet to fit inside bullet-compatible toys, the Ultra Bullet is definitely worth its asking price – just don’t tread too far into its plethora of patterns and find yourself in the Upside-Down."

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Guest Blogger - Rocket Girl Writes

"The Femme Fun Ultra Bullet is fully waterproof, which I dutifully tested during a hot bubble bath. It buzzed away faithfully without complaint as I lounged in my tub, providing a pleasingly decadent orgasm. The bullet also claims to have 20 functions, which I dutifully counted, and the ad copy is correct. It has a fine battery life and operates via the single large button on the bottom.

...The Femme Fun is charmingly designed, strong, rumbly and rechargeable."

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