Guest Blogger - Backwoods Bedroom

"Lucky for me, I was able to choose not only one but two of the Realm Lock-On dildos to try. And being the texture slut and size fiend that I am, of course, I went with the most obvious of choices, both the Draken and the 8-inch Realistic.

Before expanding upon my thoughts on each of the Lock-On dildos, I want to point out something I failed to adequately surmise before trying the Drago dildo Sword for myself. I blame this embarrassing oversight on my being swept up in the excitement of owning a dildo sword. I was so enthralled that I somehow failed to consider the practicality of its design.

A dildo sword is pretty much the same thing as a dildo with an optional handle. And as I was quick to learn, the Drago Dildo sword is not only a whimsical curiosity. It also has real utility and a genuine purpose.

To put it simply, the Drago handle makes thrusting less challenging and an overall much more accessible endeavor. The extended length of the sword handle allows for a better grip and extra purchase for thrusts. The Drago Sword is an excellent option for anyone who finds themselves struggling to reach, or maintain control with the flared-bases of most ordinary dildos.

I prefer the Drago handle, for its higher degree of control and for granting me the capacity to better manage the depth of my thrusts.

Now, moving right along to the Lock-On dildos.

The Draken's combination of 1.75-inch diameter and hyper texturization does not disappoint. This dildo clearly has an abundance of detailed texturing, starting at the tip, going all the way down to its base. However, this texture, (while abundant) is exceptionally refined. As opposed to the chunkier variety of texturing I'm used to encountering.

Please don't take this observation to mean the Draken dildo doesn't require an ample measure of lube. Trust me. You're going to want to slick this baby down with a generous amount of water-based lube or the natural oil of your preference, (i.e., coconut oil or shea butter,) to be able to tackle this degree of texture.

What I am trying to say is this is the sort of texture where all the small intricacies become totally indistinguishable from one another. When I have the Draken inserted, my vag is entirely incapable of discerning the smaller nubs from the larger raised bumps. So, instead, it chooses to interpret them all as the same, blending them together into a pleasant coarseness that feels exhilarating massaging my inner walls.

As a side, I must say, this texture also feels sublime rubbed directly upon my clit. Just don't skimp on the lube.

My other choice is the Realm 8-Inch Realistic. This one's girth turned out to be as equally gratifying as the Draken's texture. I chose it mostly for the wicked combination of a 2-inch width, and uncommon snub-nosed head."

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