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Jellyfish 2.0 - 6.5" Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo By Uberrime
The Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo is a tribute piece to the much loved Whipspider Jellyfish - a company and creation that many folks were sad to see go, including us. Marco crafted a few improvements based on feedback and reviews of the original. The coveted, pronounced head was defined just a bit more. The texture was toned down somewhat and the silicone itself has more give than its former counterpart. The base is graded subtly making it more harness friendly.
The Jellyfish 2.0 is poured in two stages. The Mermaid Blue silicone, which is also pigmented with the glow- in-the-dark powder, is poured into the head of the toy first. Intentional drips and runs are applied to the sides of the mold and a small amount is allowed to puddle in the long tentacle textures on the base of the toy. The marble of Aqua and Lavender are then poured behind to achieve the end result colors. We are very pleased with Marco’s reproduction in terms of color, a bit softer silicone and texture that isn’t as intense or sharp.
- Total length: 6.5 inches
- Head circumference: 6 inches, diameter: 1.91 inches
- Shaft circumference: 4.87 inches, diameter: 1.55 inches at the widest point
- Insertable length: 5.5 inches
- Density: soft shore 5
- Base: standard, harness compatible
- Material: smooth on platinum silicone, skin safe phthalates free
- Coloring: mermaid blue, aqua, lavender, cosmetics glitters, glow in the dark pigment
Each Uberrime Pleasure Toy is hand made and as a result of this artisan hand crafted technique, will be unique. Colors and patterns may vary slightly from product images pictured here and from other pieces of the same type. This in no way compromises the Uberrime standard of quality.
Uberrime, (Uber-ree-may) Latin for luxury, abundance, and or fruitfully copious. Marco began Uberrime indirectly in 2015 when he moved all of his workshop tools and creative materials into a tiny office space, cordoned off into different labs where each corner is used to make different things. Asking a lifelong friend what he could make her for Christmas, thinking a nice hand carved clock or something elegant, she replied bluntly, and in all seriousness, "A Dildo." It took him all of two seconds to reply that he could in fact make her one. After a month of trial and error, her gift arrived just before Christmas. The feedback was immediate, “You should sell these!” Indeed.
Skin safe Platinum Silicone is the foundation of all his creations. Toys which begin as hand sculpted plugs in clay and resins, a silicone mold is then made around the sculpture into which the individual toys are cast one at a time. He finds a deep sense of gratification in hand making and he strives to become better, explore, and expand with each and every toy he makes. Ultimately, he would like his toys to be thought of as functional art pieces, something that could or should be on display. From realistic and reaslistic-ish to sci-fi and fantasy sculptures, the end results are all unique.
Guest Blogger - Hey Epiphora
"The Jellyfish 2.0 ($77) is a mix of cheerful turquoise and lavender silicone, with a smattering of glitter and a glow-in-the-dark pigment that makes it turn into a fluorescent jellyfish when the lights go out (!!!). It’s the same size as the original, but a bit squishier and with a larger, smoother head.
The severity of the texture has been reduced in the Jellyfish 2.0, which is a smart choice — the original was pretty dang scratchy going in and out. The finish is much more buttery now, and the tendrils on the shaft feel more languid and connected, creating a rocky yet soft terrain that delights my vaginal walls. Not only does this make the dildo palatable to a wider audience (like American re-makes of Asian horror movies), it’s an improvement over the original (unlike American re-makes of Asian horror movies).
The Jellyfish 2.0 has zero curve, and it doesn’t need one. Any way I position it becomes a G-spot extravaganza. It does pop when it passes over my pubic bone, but I don’t thrust with it much anyway. I mostly squeeze, letting that bulbous head and satisfying texture work their magic. Oh my god, it’s amazing. This is an ideal dildo if you want your G-spot stimulation with a side of Not Trying At All (#me, forever).
The only downside to the Jellyfish 2.0: it’s challenging to quickly eject from my vagina in the midst of an orgasm, when I need to squirt. And of course I squirt, because a big head like that activates my G-spot instinctively."
Guest Blogger - Backwoods Bedroom
"...It was this very same coronal ridge that caused me to covet this toy, and of course the texture, it’s always the texture. But most importantly, without the extreme flare at the head, the Jellyfish’s max width drops down to a measly 1.55″, which is nothing to sneeze at. But in my book is also nothing to get too worked up over, either. Honestly, it’s all a matter of taste.
Just as I’d hoped, the ultra-exaggerated head slides in with a popping sensation, spearheading the way, and parting my vaginal walls for the rest of the textured shaft. Once the Jellyfish is in all the way, I retract it just enough to align the head with my G-spot, and after that, I tend not to touch. It’s not that I don’t enjoy thrusting, back and forth, with the Jellyfish. It’s just that the head feels sublime when it’s nestled snug against my G-spot. And I don’t want to risk disturbing or dislodging it.
So instead of thrusting, I tend to rock, shoving my hips vertically up and down. Or, in other words, I grind against the toy’s bulging head, while it sits motionless within my vaginal canal. You’d be surprised how much pleasure one can glean from the textured tendrils running down the shaft via this method alone.
However, if you’re still intent on thrusting with the Jellyfish, just a word to the wise, don’t be stingy with the lube. Trust me, you’re going to want to drown your Jellyfish with your favorite lube. Yes, the 2.0 has a softer shore. And yes, it has a more refined texture than the OG, but my word of advice is that you’re still going to want to slather that puppy down with copious amounts of lube.
So what is the lesson for today, class? Everyone repeat after me: “Don’t be a Scrooge, with the lube!” You’ve be warned.
You know, it’s amazing that what was once regarded as an eccentricity in the realm of sex toys, is now rather mundane in comparison to the modern era’s near limitless offering of fantasy toys.
Nevertheless, I think Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 is destined to become a become a huge cult classic. It’s a toy that future generations will be talking about with gleeful cries of wonderment and awe. And I’ll be one of the lucky ones that will say, “You know what? I’ve got one of the those around here somewhere, want to see it?’"
Guest Blogger - Scandarella
"From the moment of insertion, there’s some oomph because the head is so blunt. It finds my g-spot with very little effort from me so that’s a bonus. Twisting as I thrust lets me feel all of those lovely textures, but the star of the show for me is the coronal ridge. Just whipping it over and over my pubic bone for tens of minutes feels fucking glorious. No matter how fast or slow I go I can feel it, it’s relentless. Sometimes I keep going even after it gets uncomfortable cos I know that when I finally add a bit of clit stim and let myself go I’m gonna come so hard I’ll be a floppy mess afterwards.
And then there’s anal. Again, the blunt head makes insertion quite rude and the texture is magnified tenfold cos my butt is so much more sensitive. Seven inches is long enough to offer a full, deep feeling, but the best part for me is still the head. Because the underside of the ridge is so flat and deep, the resistance of it pulling against my anal opening from the inside during a buttfuck is orgasmic all on its own. So I don’t have to insert any more than the head. Literally, two inches in with the rim tapping my opening is enough to get me to the finish line. There aren’t many dongs in the world who can boast that, let me tell you.
Something else I love that isn’t part of but rather caused by the Uberrime Jellyfish is the noises that come from down below while I play. There’s a bubbly, squishy wet sound that comes from the parts of the shaft that don’t touch any skin on the way in and out thanks to little pockets of air that shift lube and other fluids around, making them squelch and pop. I’m more into sounds than I am into visuals so this strange noise is right up my street.
But if you’re into watching you’re gonna love the glow in the dark aspect. I have watched me fuck me with the jellyfish a few times now and I gotta say it’s fucking hot. Shadows on my skin, glistening lube on the shaft, and the eerie light that makes my love-cave glow (*chuckles* bad erotica alert!) is all a feast for the eyes. If you’ve got someone playing with you who happens to be down at the business end, they’re in for a treat, too.
If you’re into texture, insertables that aren’t out of the realms of human possibility, or if your sexual fantasies are wet and wonderful, the Uberrime Jellyfish could be perfect for you. Uberrime dildos are basically my own personal Pokemon (gotta catch em all) so keep an eye out for more of their reviews in the near (as near as next week) future."
Guest Blogger - Kitten Boheme
"Okay… to recap, the Jellyfish 2.0 starts with a solid POP as the head pushes past the pubic bone then gives way to a beautifully textured shaft and ends with a flared base that is good for both anal and harness use… how can I not recommend the Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0? If you've already read my Night King and Dr. Manhattan reviews… you know that I love Uberrime, the silicone toys are really top notch and well designed, Marco does excellent work as master dildosmith (dildocraftsman…dongforger…?) and you can't go wrong adding one of his creations to your collection. The Jellyfish 2.0 maaaaay not be the right dildo for everyone though, first off… its weird… not everyone likes weird… second, the texture, even though its been toned down from the original, may still overwhelm some folks. I could also see the very pronounced head being more then some might care for. But there is no doubt a group of us for whom the Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 is a dream come true… those who love texture… those who have a passion for marine biology and masturbation… those who really enjoy that pubic bone pop… and those who, like me, were super bummed about missing out on the original Whipspider Rubberworks version. The price ain't all bad either, you can get yourself a fabulously crafted silicone Jellyfish dildo for less than $100! And, if it turns out you hate it… it makes a fabulous art piece for your desk or fireplace mantle."
Guest Blogger - The Palimpsex
"My biggest surprise with the Jellyfish 2.0 was not my fondness for the shaft. I knew I’d enjoy the ripples the way I enjoyed the suckers of the Leviathan. I love hard silicone dildos when they’re smooth, but I prefer bumpy silicone at a medium shore. What surprised me was the unexpected discovery of my A-Spot. I’ve been able to feel my A-Spot externally by pressing above my pubic bone, a technique I learned from Girly Juice’s external G-Spot heart tattoo. When I mutually masturbate next to my partner, he can often help me orgasm just by adding external pressure to my A-Spot while I use my toys. I had never felt it internally with any previous toys until the Jellyfish 2.0 and when I say I was shocked, I mean my whole body twitched and froze like someone put a Petrificus Totalus curse on me. Apparently I said “What the fuck?!” with a tone of disbelief, fascination, and amusement, but I was so in my body at that point I had no idea what else was going on around me."
- Material:
- Silicone
- Body Safe:
- Phthalate-free - Non-porous
- Care & Cleaning:
- Hypoallergenic, hygienic, and durable, silicone can be cleaned with soap and water. Toys without electrical components can be cleaned by boiling for 3 minutes or on the top rack of your dishwasher - no detergent. Do not use with silicone lubricants.
- Measurements:
- Total length: 6.5", Head circumference: 6", diameter: 1.91", Shaft circumference: 4.87", diameter: 1.55" at the widest point, Insertable length: 5.5"
- Approximate Length - Insertable:
- 5.5 inches
- Approximate Width - Widest Point:
- 1.5 inches
- Size Reference:
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