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In Search Of The Legendary Cleanest Orgasm With Dr. Emily Morse

In Search Of The Legendary Cleanest Orgasm With Dr. Emily Morse

"Abracadabra," she said softly, content with her conquest. Holding the treasure skyward, Dr. Emily Morse knew that one adventure had concluded, but another was about to begin.

This triumphant discovery has a back-story. You see, Emily’s quest is to save the world – one orgasm at a time. One day, she received a note that read, "Attaining the Legendary Cleanest Orgasm is as easy as 1,2,3."

"These words mean something," she explained to the Sex with Emily research team. "Legendary… what does legendary have to do with orgasms?"

There was only one product that could claim such a status – the Magic Wand With a FIFTY-YEAR history of delivering pleasure, there was nothing else like it.

Cross-referencing "Cleanest Orgasm" with Magic Wand revealed another first-of-its-kind: The UVee This device stores, charges and SANITIZES sex toys – and was designed specifically to fit something as powerful as the Magic Wand.

"Boom," Emily said aloud.

Armed with nothing more instinct and a thirst for healthy pleasure, our hero embarked on what would be her most satisfying expedition ever.

Scaling down the slick rock face, she reached the cavern floor and spotted the UVee Home Play. But it was locked! Dr. Emily remembered the cryptic note.

"Easy as 1, 2... 3," she said as she turned the dials, lifted the lid, and revealed the cleanest Magic Wand in the world – fully charged and ready to go.

Now it’s time for YOU to begin your quest for the Legendary Cleanest Orgasm.

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