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Review: Ripley Alien Dildo (Uberrime)

When I unboxed the Ripley Alien Dildo by Uberrime I may have audibly gasped. It was larger than I expected, though not too intimidating, and had a really attractive texture to it. The color was stunning. Swirls of blue and green made it bright and whimsical. My boyfriend, upon seeing it, exclaimed, “It’s like if the Earth had a dick!” And, honestly, he’s not wrong.

Ripley measures in at 9” (with 6.5 of those being insertable), but it was a great fit for me. It obviously isn’t a starter dildo by any means, but it wasn’t difficult to get myself accustomed to.Ripley Silicone Alien Dildo

Ripley’s large balls and textured shaft gives this dildo so much character, but I don’t know if I would call it alien-like (as if I have a reference for that). It felt more “merman-like” to me, but this was anything but a disappointment.

The notches, almost spine-like, run from the base of the toy to the tip on the underside of the shaft. In addition to that pronounced texture, there are some more subtle waves coming from the base that resemble large veins. The “spine” of the shaft feels amazing during penetration, but I don’t really notice the veiny texture during use. However, I wouldn’t say that I’m overly sensitive to texture in toys so if you are and don’t enjoy a lot of texture, this may not be for you. If you enjoy some bumps and ridges, however, this is certainly a unique feature of having that “spine” underside.

Ripley’s head has interesting texture as well. It feels much like a circumcised penis, but has another bump below the head that almost implies a secondary ridge to the head of the penis. It feels great during penetration and definitely adds to the “alien” element, if that’s your thing.

The texture of the silicone itself is also really interesting to me. It is firm enough to penetrate with ease but still has that comfy “squish” factor I love in silicone toys. I do prefer my toys on the firmer side and if I could change one thing about Ripley, I’d just make it a tad firmer. However, I wasn’t met with a “floppiness” issue that made it difficult to use, which I have seen with many other fantasy dildo makers.

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