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Uberrime Jellyfish Glow in the Dark Dildo Review

Last week, I wrote a review that about a sex toy that makes all my alien impregnation fantasies come true. Today, I’m all about a dildo from one of my fave toy makers. A dildo that transports me to one of my ultimate fantasy settings…under da sea! Exclusively available at SheVibe, it’s the Uberrime Jellyfish Glow in the Dark Dildo.Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark DildoAs I’ve said many a time, I love Uberrime to the moon and back. Their designs are beautiful, unusual, and arousing, and they produce some stunning color combos. They have a few SheVibe exclusives on the go, all of them aquatic in nature and all very much on my ‘I gotta hit it’ hit list. You can get yo’self some Aquaman action with the Aqua King, take on a tantalizing Tentacle, or, as I have, you can get jiggy with the Jellyfish.

On the face of it, the Uberrime Jellyfish isn’t the biggest dong in the sea, but then it isn’t a tiddler either. It stands longer than the average penis at 7” and has a shaft girth of 4.75”. Everyone is different in where they rank stuff on the size scale, and I’d personally slip this one in at the high end of small. But something that should be taken into account when considering the size of the Jellyfish is its head, cos it makes the whole piece feel bigger than it is.

At 6” in circumference it isn’t huge, but when you realize that the shaft directly beneath the sharply defined coronal ridge is just 4.5” you get an idea of just how bold that lip is. It stands out approximately 1 cm from the shaft and every time it passes through an orifice opening (or over the pubic bone inside the vagina) it’s super obvious. More on that later…

First, I want to talk about the fact that the Uberrime Jellyfish is a texture lover’s dream. I love insertables with textures, be they heavy or subtle, and for me the Jellyfish falls somewhere in between. Snaking all the way down and around the shaft is a cluster of squiggly wiggly jellyfish fronds. They’re akin to veins on realistic dildos but in multitudes, and they bleed and blend into each other, cross over each other, and work together to make every single millimeter of the shaft have something exciting going on. The silicone is flexible and squishy but firm enough for absolutely no textural sensation to be lost.

Visually, the difference between the texturing and the pebble-smooth head is quite striking. In fact, the whole piece is striking, especially when you look at the colors. Pretty sea blue with purple accents and a bit of sparkle does speak of jellyfish for me. And when you turn the lights out the blue illuminates your play. As some jellies do indeed glow in the dark, I found this touch to be really cute, and super-hot, of course. I was quite surprised by how brightly this thing shines. It’s bright enough to read by, though not for very long. After a little while the light dulls, as is natural.

So, how do I get on with the Uberrime Jellyfish? We get along swimmingly!

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