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Scandarella Reviews The Hole Punch Mother Interior Silicone Dildo

Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior Review

If you’re a reader of Scandarella erotica, you might have picked up on something quite personal about me. As well as my love for the spooky and macabre, I really get off on writing the profane. The blasphemous. For some reason, I adore picking bits of scripture and warping them, taking religious imagery and sexing it the fuck up. So it feels super on-brand of me to be reviewing a dildo in the shape of a nun. Yep, the lovely folks from SheVibe have given me a shot at the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior and it is magnificent.

Hole Punch Mother Interior Silicone Dildo

I’m not gonna lie, I was initially drawn to this shapely piece of sacrilege purely because of how it looks. It’s tongue in cheek at best, downright blasphemous at worst, and therefore fully awesome in my opinion. When the Fella first saw it, he laughed uncomfortably and said, “Oh my God, that’s so offensive.” I mean, not no. But this coming from a guy who stood behind me while I watched porn full of priest-on-nun action… it just reeks of hypocrisy and I’m having nun of it. Lol. News just in, my pun game is weak.

Anyway, I fully anticipated that the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior would be destined to a life as a shelf sitter. When I ignored the tiny bits of white detailing that makes this piece such a show stopper, I got the impression that it would be rather plain. It just goes to show that looks can truly be deceiving, because I was so wrong.

The first thing I noted was the dildo’s size. It’s a bit bigger than I’d expected. From the top of her hear to the hem of her habit, my naughty nun measures 9”. I have a maximum 7” vaginal canal, so I knew that I was in for deep penetration with inches left to spare. This is always a boon for me because my huge labia can obstruct shorter dildos. I lose grip of them and that only serves to ruin my play.

Because it’s modelled on the shape of a person, the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior sports some lovely curves. The head is a very slender 4.24” in girth. As we move down over her shoulders and arms, we come to a 5.75” girth where the hands, clutching white rosary beads, are clasped in front of the body in prayer. Beneath the elbows is a cinched 4.5” waist then the dildo swiftly swells to 6” around the hips and butt. After that, the legs taper down to 4.5” again and then we reach the base.

So that in itself is a lot of dips and waves which bring sensation. On top of that there’s some detailing that’s subtle in appearance but defined enough to be felt in use. In front, there’s the dips either side of the clasped hands and around the joints of the elbows. On the sides there’s the dip between the backs of the arms and the edges of the black veil. And in the back, there’s a very clear pair of butt cheeks. It’s not the boldest of texturing but it is there, and it definitely makes a difference.

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