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Phallophile Reviews Gets Artsy With The BS Is Nice Alex Noise Dildo

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The Alex Noise by BS Is Nice (a.k.a. BS Atelier) is dildo art, plain and simple. My collection includes more and more pretty marbled dildos,1 but the Alex Noise (Light Blue) is the one I’d pick first to display if I had really open-minded friends coming over for dinner. It’s elegant. And not only that, but the Alex dildo has lovely curves that work well in use too.ALEX NOISE SILICONE DILDO BY BS - LIGHT BLUE, MEDIUM

Paint Splatters and Dildo Individuality

Like any work of art (or person!), the Alex Noise is custom: no one Alex Noise is exactly like another. While exploring the fantasy toy world, I’ve seen my fair share of custom-made marbled dildos, but I’ve never seen anything like the Alex Noise’s splattered-paint effect. No one else besides BS Atelier does this type of coloration. Also, no other toy maker pulls off the crazy-precise stripes that BS Atelier does. They must have their silicone-curing process down to a science to be able to get these (thin!) different-colored stripes to stick together without the colors mixing together.BS Is Nice Alex Noise back shaft paint splatters

And like all good art, each hand-made Alex Noise comes at a higher price than a single-colored, mass-produced-in-China dildo. (I definitely have a number of cheaper body-safe dildos that I enjoy using; I don’t mean that they’re in any way bad.) If you’re like me and you have serious expenses, then any over-$50 dildo had damn well better perform too, rather than just sitting around and looking nice. So let me tell you a little more about the Alex Noise in use so you can decide whether it might work for you!

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