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Miss Ruby Examines The Uprize Remote Control Erecting Dildo

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REVIEW: UPRIZE REMOTE CONTROL ERECTING REALISTIC DILDO VIBRATOR

When you’re used to companies boasting about their latest “new” technology, you kind of get cynical because rarely are new products truly revolutionary. But then I saw this toy at SheVibe: the UPRIZE Auto Erecting Vibrating Dildo by Lovehoney.

A bionic dildo? YES PLEASE.

Uprize Remote Control Erecting Dildo

PHYSICAL DETAILS

The UPRIZE is, as far as I’m aware, the first motorized erecting dildo. There are some bend ’em yourself toys out there (notably the New York Toy Collective Mason collection), but I’ve never heard of something like this before: a dildo that will change from a flaccid to erect position by itself (via a button or the remote control). (a GIF of the movement is down below in Experience).

COOOOL. Nerd Ruby is geeking out here.

To do so, the UPRIZE has some sort of bendable internal structure (which feel like series of subtle rings beneath the silicone). It repositions itself into a curved or straight shape.

When “flaccid,” there’s gathered silicone on the underside. When erect, the gathered skin appears on the top. While this isn’t realistic, I can see why it’s necessary: I don’t think silicone is stretchy enough otherwise, so while the ridges/crinkles might take away from realism, it makes this toy bodysafe.

Note: the firmness of this toy does not change. The silicone is silky, but this toy is always hard, whether or not it’s in the flaccid position or the erect position.

The UPRIZE also vibrates. It has 10 vibrating functions, which includes 3 steady states and a series of patterns.

The quality of the vibrations definitely aren’t the best on the market. They’re okay — but not super strong, nor rumbly. But this is one of the rare circumstances where I can forgive it… this product’s main draw is its erecting function. The vibrations are just an extra addon, and not the main show.

Noise-wise, the UPRIZE is pretty quiet. It definitely can’t be heard through walls / a closed door. When it’s changing shape, there’s a short-lived robotic sound for a couple seconds.

I got the UPRIZE in the 6″ vanilla version, but it also comes in 8 inches vanilla, purple, and black. I wish there were more realistic skin tones available, as the pastey light skin tone won’t appeal to everyone.

HOW TO USE THE UPRIZE

The UPRIZE can be used by buttons (on the base of the toy) or by a remote control (included).

Buttons: Using the buttons, use the button on the left (pictured in the image above) to create the erection. Just press it once, and it’ll go erect. Press it once again to make it unerect. Press the other button to start cycling through the vibration modes. To turn off the vibrations, press that button for 2 seconds.

Remote: To use the remote control, remember to first remove the battery cover so you can take out the little plastic slip over the battery (which is included, yay!). You’ll need to pair the Uprize with the remote. You can do that by pressing the vibration button on the toy once.

Once it’s paired, the two buttons will flash. They don’t seem to stop flashing while paired with the remote, which is a little annoying. But, using the remote, you can control the erecting and vibrating functions from afar.

Charging: To charge the UPRIZE, plug the USB charger (included) into your computer or a USB wall adapter.

Harness: The UPRIZE is O-ring harness compatible! Put the O-Ring around the suction cup. Quick measurement with a ruler tells me a 1.75″ ring or 2″ ring should do it.

Other:

There’s a travel lock function with this toy. When the toy is off, just press and hold for 5 seconds. To unlock it, do the same or just plug it into the charger.

This toy has a suction cup! It’s not the strongest suction in the world, but it’ll do fine if you use a very smooth surface.

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