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Kitten Boheme Reviews The ZALO Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator

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Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

From the moment Zalo hit my radar, I have really enjoyed watching the products they release. They have such a gorgeously feminine aesthetic and I find all of their toys to beautifully understated and lovely. Even though the Zalo Baby Heart wasn’t exactly the perfect toy for me (it is a very gentle vibrator), I absolutely loved it because of how it looked. Since then I have been hoping for the chance to review other toys in the Zalo product line-up, so when SheVibe emailed and announced they would be carrying Zalo’s toys I was super excited! Then when they gave me the opportunity to review something from Zalo, I was all in! I ended up asking for two toys, the Zalo Queen, which I will be reviewing later and the Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator.

ZALO Rosalie Rabbit Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Vibrator

Part of me is kicking myself for asking for the rabbit… I know I dislike rabbit vibrators more often than not… I don’t know what possessed me to ask for this one… especially given the spectacular line up of other non-rabbit toys Zalo carries. Sometimes my eyes take control and demand things it finds pleasing to look at even when my vagina and clit are screaming in unison “NO, DON’T DO IT!” If I was thinking clearly, I would have asked for the Zalo Marie, which looks to be essentially the same as the Rosalie… only without the clitoral arm and swoopy curve. But I wasn’t thinking… and now here we are… with a rabbit vibrator. But maybe it won’t be all that bad, after all I’ve been surprised by rabbit vibrators before… so maybe I’ll like this one too! Or maybe I won’t and I’ll just be grumpy at myself for voluntarily inflicting a rabbit vibe on myself for no reason whatsoever. WHO KNOWS?! I GUESS WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES!

Regardless of how the Rosalie Rabbit actually works, just holding the packaging makes me feel 100% more classy than I actually am. While gently stroking this beautiful box I really can imagine myself to be a doomed French royal who really doesn’t understand why they can’t all just eat cake (cake is delicious, we should all just be eating it… forget bread). Like, straight up… this box is probably the nicest thing in my house… the kind of thing I’ll put prominently in my living room so people can see what a classy bitch I really am. The Rosalie arrives in a beautiful powder blue box adorned with a beautiful floral spray and fancy gold scrolling… it is all very Versailles. The packaging is definitely something you are going to want to keep (heck, if the toy ever breaks… I’ll toss that but still keep this box), not only is it lovely to look at, it makes perfect permanent storage for the Rosalie and its accessories (and it sits inconspicuously on a shelf… well.. unless people are as smitten with this box as I am and demand to know what you keep in such a work of art… in which case you say its the shriveled heart of the last person who asked what you kept in your box and that should stop any further questions…). Lifting the lid to this box reveals the first layer to the Zalo Rosalie packaging, this layer contains the charging cable, the warranty card, handy storage bag (if you want to travel with your Zalo but don’t want to lug the entire box with you), and the instruction manual all packed neatly on the tray. Lifting this tray by its little ribbon handle will then reveal the Rosalie itself resting underneath and a luxurious foam nest.

Other than looking utterly lovely, there isn’t anything all to innovative about Rosalie’s shape. Pretty classic shaft with clitoral arm sort of set up. The head of the toy is much more bulbous than the rest of the toy and is angled with a bit of an upward sweep (hello g-spot). It has a total length of 7.9 inches with 4.33 inches of that being insertable length. Girth-wise the Rosalie is 1.2 inches at its widest insertable point. The handle of the toy is freakin’ gorgeous. It has cream colored enameled metal cap with some fancy-pantsy decorative scrolling made of 24 karat gold plating it and a long gold chain with a gold medallion (not sure that the chain and medallion are actual gold) at the end with the words “Zalo De Rosalie” written on it. IT’S SO FUCKING FANCY I CAN HARDLY HANDLE IT.

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