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Kitten Boheme Reviews The Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo

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Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review

When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both whimsical and incredibly detailed…it was like no dildo I had ever seen before and I wanted it bad. Sadly for me, by the time I was actually in a position to purchase this magical beast the company, Whipspider Rubberworks was gone and so were my chances of finding a mythical jellyfish dildo. That is at least until Uberrime came to the rescue with the Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0, a tribute piece based on the original but with a few improvements based on feedback and reviews of the original Whipspider toy. So, at the behest of SheVibe,  Jellyfish 2.0 was born… while similar to the original, Uberrime crafted this new version from scratch and put his own spin on the much beloved and much missed toy. While I am sad that I will probably never own the original Jellyfish (unless I find someone willing to part with theirs), I am super stoked to have brought home the Jellyfish 2.0 version! Not all heroes wear capes… some heroes wear nitrile gloves and play with silicone.Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark DildoThe Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 ended up being much smaller than I was expecting (doesn’t this always seem to be the case? I must have a very large and very over-active imagination when it comes to dildos). It seems to be a pretty average human penis size (or at least what I’ve come to think of as average as it seems to closely match my Stunt Cock… although Stunt Cock has far fewer tentacles hanging from his penis head). Jellyfish 2.0 measures in with a total length of 6.5 inches without about 5.5 inches of that being insertable length and has a diameter of about 1.55 inches at the widest point of the shaft and 1.91 inches at the head. Just as a point of reference, the original Whipspider Jellyfish measured in at inches total length with 6 inches being insertable and about 1.5 inches at the widest point of its shaft (according to what I read on an old review at SheVibe). So the Jellyfish 2.0 is just a tad bit shorter and just a tiny smidgen wider at its widest point. The Jellyfish 2.0’s head is pretty impressive, it is very pronounced, with the ridge extending out roughly a quarter inch from the shaft… giving it quite the ridge (I tried really hard to come up with a coherent joke referencing the mid-ocean ridge and plate tectonics here, but came up empty handed), which really gives it a super POP against the pubic bone when thrusted. I love that pop… that pop is everything. All hail the penis pop…. err, I guess it isn’t really a penis… its a simple animal with radial symmetry… but you get what I mean.

Even though it’s name is  Jellyfish 2.0, I haven’t actually addressed what this dildo looks like… I mean… I assume you know that it looks like a jellyfish… but then again, dildos these days have such random and wacky names… you just never know. So, the Jellyfish 2.0 does in fact look like a jellyfish… if a jellyfish was a dildo. It has that big mushroom looking head, which would be the body of the jellyfish and the shaft is made up of long, wavy, jellyfish tendrils… tentacles… legs? Is there a name for that? I feel like google could tell me… but… who has time to google (me, I have plenty of time to do that… I am just stubbornly refusing to do so) then the base is… just a base, nothing fancy or nautical themed about that.

Now, as I understand it, the texturing on the original Jellyfish was pretty intense and is something that has been toned down in Uberrime’s version. Made from a shore 5 silicone, the  Jellyfish 2.0 is a squishy soft toy with a lot of bend and flex to it. So with softer silicone and more toned down tentacle texturing, the Jellyfish 2.0 does not feel at all like an assault on the vagina. Its kind of hard to describe what it does feel like… its got all these wavy ripples flowing down the shaft… its a goddamn experience slowly dragging that against my vaginal walls… it is a texture lovers dream come true. If this is a softer, more subtle version… I would have LOVED to have experienced the original (although one blogger described it as being “abrasive”)! But, as it is… I do have to keep the Jellyfish 2.0 well lubed (I’m all about the Sutil water based lube lately), or I do start to feel that kind of “raw” feeling I get with a dry dildo or very textured dildo… so maybe toning the original texture down was a good thing.

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