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Kitten Boheme Reviews The Dr. Manhattan Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo

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Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

The Uberrime Dr. Manhattan reminds me A LOT of the Uberrime Night King I reviewed during my Spooky Month Countdown last October. Both toys are long and perfect for waggling at people. The texture seem pretty similar to me as well, both toys have a pretty pronounced phallic head (which is the only bit of realism you are going to get with this toy… everything else is pure comic book magic) as well as a well defined second corneal ridge. The similarities don’t end there either! Both toys also have the same sort of swirling, ribbed texture that seems to emanate off a pronounced ridge that runs the length of the shaft (although the texture of the Dr. Manhattan is much less pronounced and is much softer). Which leads me to the only possible conclusion… somehow Dr. Manhattan… in his ability to be every where at all times, past, present and future… is also living in a timeline (maybe in our far future?) where Westeros is a thing and he has taken on the role of the Night King… another blue skinned dude who doesn’t really give a fuck what humans got going on. SOLVED IT. These blue dicks are the same person. Although, the Night King seems to be a bit firmer its silicone being listed as a shore 10… but if you live North of the Wall, your dick is bound to be a bit firmer… after all… its probably frozen solid. Or he’s like… some kind of magically dead (zombie-esque) being… so rigor mortis has just set in and his cock is always just a little bit firm. ANYWAY, whether or not you believe the Night King and the Dr. Manhattan to be the same (or at least sameish) toy, I can tell you with absolute certainty that I really enjoyed using the Dr. Manhattan just as much as I did the Night King. The squishiness of the Dr. Manhattan did mean I didn’t feel the textures of the toy quite as intensely as I did on the Night King, but, also… its possible that there is just somewhat less texturing over all on the Dr. Manhattan.Dr. Manhattan Silicone Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo

Okay… I was so worked up over this whole Night King/Dr. Manhattan thing that I just finally went straight to the source and bothered Marco (Mr. Uberrime himself) about the whole situation. He assures me that Dr. Manhattan and the Night King are both different toys… they just happen to be similarish. Dr. Manhattan is softer (which I said) and has less texture (which I also said… kind of) but is not the exact same toy with the Dr. Manhattan being based off an older design of the same name. So… there we go… that solves that! Thank goodness… because that was going to wear on me big time.

The base of the Dr. Manhattan makes it suitable for both anal use and harness fun. Since it is kind of on the longer side, it did droop a bit in my harness… although my harness is kind of on the cheaper side and isn’t totally adjustable… so if I could have just cinched things up a little tighter it may have stood more erect. But still, even being a little droopy, it worked just fine! Also, since I mentioned that its anal safe I just gotta say… I looooooooove putting this toy in my but. Oh man… its… magic. The softer silicone and the gentle texturing… anal perfection. I also like that its girthy but not wildly girthy, which makes it just about right for my butt. I also like the length that it has to it… while it beats up against my cervix if I go too hog wild with it thrusting vaginally… the length is perfect for kind of gently sliding into my ass and feeling just perfectly full. This is an excellent butt dildo. A+, do recommend for butt stuff.

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