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Feisty Fox Films Reviews The Hole Punch CJ Hooker Dildo

Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked

Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of their toys.

I was delighted to add their CJ Hooker to my collection, having been eyeing it for years due to its gorgeous colour, and the fact that it’s shaped pretty similarly to my dominant’s cock.Hole Punch CJ Hooker Silicone Dildo

Hole Punch Toys' CJ Hooker lies on the ground outdoors, in what appears to be a forested area. There’s something intensely charming to me about a realistic penis that’s produced only in colors you’d expect from a highlighter, which is one of the things that drew me to the CJ Hooker initially. It has decently-sized, non-symmetrical balls, a shaft that changes in girth and has a slight curve to the left, and a pronounced – circumcised – head. 

There are some small veins throughout the shaft and the balls are also a suction cup, making this toy stick very well to walls – I had this in my bag one night at a local cafe/bar, Glad Day, and a friend thought it would glow in the dark. The bar staff graciously permitted us to stick it to the wall under a light for 20 minutes to test, and while it unfortunately didn’t glow, it did make a nice decoration in the meantime! It is loosely modeled after the company owner’s penis, as disclosed here.

It is a decently-sized dildo; 7″ tall and 5.5″ circumference at its widest point (which is the same size as the Tantus Cush, except the Cush’s girth is more universal). I consider the CJ Hooker to be a large toy for my body, but not one that’s unmountable.

It is made out of soft silicone; there is a decent amount of squeeze to it in your hand, though it is still quite firm and the silicone has a lot of drag to it, which makes it feel larger in me than a toy of similar dimensions such as the Cush.

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