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Emmeline Peaches Reviews The Uprize Erecting Dildo

Review: UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator (6 Inches, Vanilla)

It has been incredibly hard for me to put in to words my feelings about the UPRIZE dildo.

I mean…can you even call this toy a dildo?

If not then what is it?

A bionic cock?

A prosthetic penis?

A rumbling revelation?

Certainly the UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator is all of these things but it’s also, to some degree, none of them.

Because, here’s the thing: A sex toy is only as effective as its accessibility, and what can be said of the UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator in this regard?

A lot, if this review is anything to go by.

The UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator (6 Inches, Vanilla) is a true innovation in the sex toy industry.

Here we have the very first of its kind in the adult industry – a self-erecting, firm and functional, strap on dildo for anyone who wants to rise to the occasion to do so with at the press of a single button.

UPRIZE REMOTE CONTROL ERECTING REALISTIC DILDO VIBRATOR

Whether or not that button is the included remote control or the button on the side of this dildo is up to the user, and the product itself is so cutting edge that it has ‘Patented Property’ listed on the box and its flared, harness and anal-friendly suction cup base sports its ‘subject to patent application’ code.

This is a dildo that has made newspapers due to just how quirky, progressive, and potentially life-changing it could be.

It represents, in many ways, both social and technological developments – as we, as a society, move towards a more accepting approach to both fluid gender identities and sex-tech variation and use.

That’s a whole lot for one toy. Mind you, I imagine that if any toy is able to stand up to such a hefty bulk of potential it’s the UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator.

I say that in part because of just how truly effective the UPRIZE Remote Control Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator is but also because the UPRIZE is, quite literally, a chunky beast of a toy. The balls on this toy alone are so chunky that they are actually larger than my palm (all girth considered) and its 6 inch insertible length is accompanied with a 6 inch circumference which puts it firmly in the ‘size queen’ category.

This toy is a beast of a dildo in every regard and its semi-realistic design is streamlined in many regards (what with its lack of very realistic detailing) while also adding in a rippling texture which is part for stimulation and part to allow for its erecting feature to function.

Other reviews have observed that, when ‘flaccid’ this toy basically looks like an elephant’s trunk and, yes – both size and design really do bring to mind this sort of comparison. This toy is a snozz of a silicone offering, and the silicone used is smooth, semi-matte and very receptive to lubricant.

Silicone also makes this toy phthalate-free, non-porous, and completely body safe for anyone using it. As a bonus this toy is completely waterproof, though I personally think its silicone surface would be a bit to grabbing for most newcomers to toys if used under water (especially given its girth).

This toy sports a very large head (which takes up just about 2 inches of the insertible length) and culminates in a coronal shaft which is notable and G/P-Spot grabbing while avoiding the kind of interrupting harshness that some semi-realistic dildos provide.

The massive benefit of this is that, for those who can take its size, the UPRIZE is very thrust-friendly, with its firm, automatic rod of a shaft offering a very hard and sure fuck for those who like to peg or thrust with reckless abandon.

The ripples offered by the UPRIZE’s shaft add additional intensity to using it with such a sweeping method, and they really can be felt along its undulating shaft, making this a very intense ride in many regards.

I must confess that, given this texture, my personal preference is to intert this toy slowly, almost lovingly, as I allow my body and vaginal entrance to feel the penetrating feature of each and every ridge.

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