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Emmeline Peaches Reviews The Silicone Willy's 5.5 Inch Dildo

Review: Blush Silicone Willy’s 5.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo

When I was in the depths of my Vaginismus I would look at huge dildos with a mixture of emotions: On the one hand a ravenous hunger, on the other a deep, unobtainable despair.

I can’t say that I was immediately smitten with realistic dildos, and they did put me off to some degree, but they also captured my imagination unlike any other insertible sex toy.

Perhaps it was because of the familiarity that I had such conflicted emotions. After all, if I could take a dildo that at least *looked* realistic then perhaps one day I could also obtain the same thing with an actual human appendage.

That was the logic, at least.

Such logic, however, was constantly blocked by the bulging girth of many realistic dildos. Huge, ungainly, bulky objects, those who made realistic dildos seemed to subscribe to the notion of ‘Size matters’, considering ‘Huge as fuck’ to be the best option for everyone out there.

It was not the best option for me.

Thankfully the adult industry has changed a lot since those days and progressive companies like Blush have rehauled and redefined what realistic dildos can provide to the adult market.

Now realistic dildos come in all shapes, sizes, bends, and modifications (because, hey, to us Brits circumcision is an oddity/modification).

Oh and. bonus, they’re now more Vaginismus friendly too. Young me would have been filled with so much hope by the Blush Silicone Willy’s 5.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo.

The Blush Silicone Willy’s 5.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo Ah, dinky dildos. I am so happy that they exist.

Silicone Willy's 5.5 Inch Silicone Suction Cup Dildo

Well, I say ‘dinky’ – in reality the Blush Silicone Willy’s 5.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo is, as its name suggests, 5.5 inches and has a not unrespectable girth of 1.25 inches.

Plastic packaging isn’t ideal, but what about the dildo contained? This length and girth is what I’d call anal-friendly, new toy users friendly, and recovery friendly depending on how far along you are using dilators.

It’s also a perfectly functional, perfectly pleasurable dildo in its own right, smaller proportions be damned.

I’m a big believer in the fact that the notions of bigger = better is a fallacy that is only somewhat applicable in life.

Sure, if you like size and you know it then bigger may indeed be better, but that doesn’t mean it’s all you want either. I love oats for breakfast, and I’ll have them regularly, but that doesn’t mean that I never fancy toast, smoothies, or other variants from time-to-time. Variety is the spice of life, after all.

Plus for many the girth of a toy is secondary to so many other different factors; things such as curvature, features, material, and texture. It is these elements of the Blush Silicone Willy’s 5.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo which are worth considering alongside size. So where to start?

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