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Betty Butch Reviews The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Vibrator

Review: Ultra Bullet Rechargeable 20 Function Mini Vibrator by FemmeFunn

Ah, the bullet vibrator that made my partner like bullet vibrators.

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Mini Vibrator was sent to me by SheVibe, online purveyors of pleasure products and all-around super folks. I’ll probably never stop yelling about how SheVibe is awesome and also comics-themed, because I need an outlet for the burst of joy I get whenever I randomly remember this strip.

I could start this review off by saying the Ultra Bullet looks unassuming at first – because that would build up dramatic tension for me revealing it’s incredibly strong – but it doesn’t, really. The black/red color combination alone makes it novel. Most budget-friendly kink toys come in these colors, but I don’t often see them utilized for small vibrators.

Ultra Bullet Rechargeable Waterproof 20 Function Vibrator

In addition to the colors, the Ultra Bullet departs from its peers by being flexible. The bottom half of the shaft can be bent at an almost 90-degree angle. This, along with its velvety silicone finish, enamored my partner after so many plastic bullets failed to woo them.

But the single-most impressive thing about the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is its powerful vibrations. For such a small vibrator, the Ultra Bullet is an absolute bully – and I mean that in the best way.

An Ultramitely Great Design

The Ultra Bullet is about four inches long and one inch in diameter. It’s bigger than a lot of bullet vibes, meaning it won’t fit in most bullet compatible toys like vibrating dildos, butt plugs, or sleeves.

I’m a big fan of small artistic choices making a big visual impact, and the Ultra Bullet is a great example of this. It’s memorable because of its baseball bat shape, bulb-shaped base with two decorative ridges beneath, and the contrast color for its logo-stamped button. It’s funky and weird and I love it.

Though the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is at the tail-end of what I call “budget friendly,” it’s rechargeable, waterproof, and comes with its own storage bag. I have a few issues with it – which I’ll discuss in this review – but overall, I think it earns its asking price and I’d definitely recommend it.

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