Backwoods Bedroom Reviews The Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Fantasy Dildo

With the recent explosion of indie fantasy toy brands, it’s hard to envision a world where fantasy dildos were deemed a rarity. The Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 is a toy that can trace its origins back to that era, a period in time when fantasy toys were a genuine scarcity.We owe it to the geniuses behind SheVibe and the skills of “Silicone-Smith Extraordinaire” Marco, founder of Uberrime Handmade Dildos, for reworking and reintroducing what was once only a fabled toy of yesteryear, the Whipspider Rubberworks’s Original Jellyfish Dildo

A toy that will now, thanks to SheVibe’s foresight, not be lost to the annals of sex toy folklore.

The reimagining of a legitimate icon, the Jellyfish 2.0, pays homage to a dildo that was initially conceived by the over five-years-defunct brand, Whipspider Rubberworks. A brand that we can now appreciate as the true luminaries that they were. They may well have helped to pave the way for the mainstreaming of the indie/fantasy brands that we are witnessing and benefiting from today.

Up until now all, that remained of this fabled brand were the toys they released out into the wild, and the paltry catalog of reviews that remained in the archives of Google’s vast search engine. I think it almost goes without saying, their toys were truly revolutionary for their time, with a line-up that included not only a Jellyfish, but one that also came replete with an intricately sculpted ghost dildo, a silicone tentacle, and an Easter Island inspired butt plug.

Can’t we just bring them all back already? Who’s with me? All in favor, please, raise your hand.

The Jellyfish 2.0 stays mostly true to Whipspider’s original design, except for a few minor improvements. These modifications include a new, softer shored silicone (5) and some fine tuning to the OG’s exorbitant levels of texture, by reigning it in just a tad. The 2.0 also dons a more defined head. Of course, I’d be the last person you’d catch complaining about that.

Adjustments were also made close to the base to improve the Jellyfish’s harness compatibility. Oh, and I almost forgot, this version glows-in-the-dark, an eighties kid’s dream come true.

Now for the specs, the Jellyfish 2.0 has an average width of 1.55-inches and an insertable length of somewhere around 5.5-finches. Nonetheless, please don’t be misled; this toy is not modest by any stretch of the imagination. The hyper-pronounced, jellyfish-inspired head increases the toy’s maximum width to 1.91-inches. That’s nearly 2-inches. This small difference may sound insignificant, but you have to remember, in the world of sex toys a few centimeters can make a huge difference in how the body interprets a toy. It’s quite the balancing act.

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